it's about finding the perfect combination of sanity and insanity.

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  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what
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thehonoredsociety:

I loved this shit.
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lunchtrae:

O M G
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noelkahnn:


Hilary Duff using her lyrics as her caption is amazing

OMG I AM DONE
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alexorue:

USA: First Same-Sex Marriage Proposal In The White House
Gawker reports:

Active duty U.S. Marine Corps captain Matthew Phelps made history over the weekend by proposing to his partner Ben Schock inside the White House.“Such a special night surrounded by wonderful people in an amazing place, and the best is still yet to come,” Phelps wrote on his Facebook page. “Thanks for all the wonderful greetings and messages, and thanks to Barack Obama and Michelle Obama for lending us your home for the occasion!”After a photo of the historic proposal was shared by the American Military Partner Association, it was subsequently picked up and shared by many across multiple social networks.“Ben and I are blown away by the amazing love and support we have received,” Phelps wrote in a follow-up post. “Thank you all so much for sharing in our joy and our lives.”


^ this is everything.
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